Father's Day is approaching (at least while writing this, if you're reading it in the future, here are ten dad jokes from the past!), and every dad appreciates a good joke that elicits a groan. So here are 10 jokes, compiled by Valerie Moss, that dads can tell in exchange for laughs of pity. Enjoy!
- I'm reading a book about antigravity. I couldn't put it down.
- Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Nevermind...it's tearable.
- Why does the ghost always need more books? She goes through them too quickly.
- Why does an elephant use his trunk as a bookmark? So her nose where he stopped reading.
- I just finished this book about Mount Everest. It was a cliff-hanger.
- A second glance is all that is necessary for a book re-view.
- I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes, but they fell through.
- What did the sketchbook say to the novel? I'm drawing a blank.
- What did one book say to the other? "I'd like to check you out."
- You've never read Jane Austin? All you need is a little Persuasion.
